Kellie Cockrell

Jill Sadelstein: Why are you so afraid to admit that we are connected? Face it. We shared Mom's womb. We were womb-mates.

Jack Sadelstein: Oh, that is just disgusting.

Ted: What's this about a twin?

Todd: Oh, Jack. He has a twin sister.

Ted: Are you kidding me? You never told me you had a twin sister.

Jack Sadelstein: No, no, I mean, she's...

Ted: Identical or fraternal?

Todd: Nocturnal, like a bat.