Kelan Pannell

Alison Olsen: You know what I don't understand? You're so desperate to get a story in the magazine, so why wouldn't you play ball with Eleanor, write the puff piece?

Sidney Young: I just, I resent being bribed to gush sycophantically about a star. I choose to gush sycophantically.

Sidney Young: Hey, "keep true to the dreams of thy youth."

Alison Olsen: Is that "Troy" again?

Sidney Young: It's Schiller.