Karli Karissa

Karli Karissa

  • Born: 1987-1-9
  • Height: 5' 9" (1.75 m)
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    • Guiseppe 2022-03-19 09:01:04

      Discussion of Humanity in Comedy Clothes

      First of all, this is a complete comedy, or is it a bit of a vulgar comedy, and then in such a play to discuss a very serious question: what is a person? And in a serious setting: the courtroom. Of course, this does not affect the fact that it is a vulgar comedy, and it is precisely because it is a...

    • Ethyl 2022-01-27 08:04:21

      One hundred textual researches and notes on "Teddy Bear 2" (Chronologically)

      The first thing to declare is that the one hundred mentioned in the title is just an imaginary number. Because of the limited knowledge of this talent, there must be one missing ten thousand. It needs to be added by the experts, so the number of specific items will continue to increase and...

    • Verlie 2022-03-22 09:01:33

      I think the most funny is that Liam Neeson bought TRIX. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, "I won't be tracked" to put it in the clothes in the clothes.

    • Ernest 2022-04-20 09:01:32

      There are a lot of big names, it seems that there is still an athlete messing in? Overall, neither good nor bad.

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    Ted 2 quotes

    • Customer: Hey.

      Ted: Hello.

      Customer: I have to... I have to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.

      Ted: Uhhh... Yeah, yeah. Box of Trix.

      Customer: Yeah, that's right. I've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for children. Is that correct?

      Ted: Well... I mean they say 'Trix are for kids' in the commercials b...

      Customer: Aha, aha. Now, is that enforced by law?

      Ted: Uh, not to my knowledge. No.

      Customer: So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no trouble?

      Ted: No. No. You should be fine.

      Customer: You do understand that I myself am not a child?

      Ted: I was able to sniff that out, yeah.

      Customer: Okay, I'm going to bring these back to my apartment.

      Ted: Yeah, yeah. You'll be okay.

      Customer: And... I won't be followed?

      Ted: No, uh... that's not in our budget here.

      Customer: Hey, I won't forget what you've done for me here today.

      Ted: I would prefer that you do. Jesus Christ.

    • [a library full of semen samples falls over John, spilling everything]

      John: Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!

      Ted: We are so sorry!

      Female Nurse: Well I guess it's alright - those are the rejected sickle cell samples.

      Ted: Did you hear that, Johnny? You're covered in rejected black guy sperm. You look like a Kardashian.