Karli Karissa

Karli Karissa

  • Born: 1987-1-9
  • Height: 5' 9" (1.75 m)
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    Ted 2 quotes

    • [Unrated version only]

      Ted: Attention, everyone. May I have your attention, please? Johnny and I have prepared something very special for you here. Let's have it, fellas.

      Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder don't you get too scared.

      John: Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words.

      Ted: Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick!

      John: Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick!

      Ted: You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah!

      John: You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah!

    • Frank: [Unrated version only] You had sexual intercourse on a pile of raw hamburger meat that we're supposed to sell to the public for their Fourth of July barbecues.

      Ted: I fucked her with a pack of Freedent. Then I put it back on the shelf and a senior citizen bought it.

      Frank: That took guts. We need guts. I'm naming the store after you.