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[Sam J. Jones dresses as Flash Gordon sees that John and Samantha at Comic-Con]
Sam J. Jones: Hey, Bennett!
John: [looks at Flash Gordon] Oh, shit.
Sam J. Jones: You messed up my car! What the hell is wrong with you?
John: Look, Sam. This is really a bad time, all right? Something happened to Ted.
Sam J. Jones: Oh! But, it's a good time for you to vandalize my Chrysler though!
John: Hey, fuck your Chrysler!
[Sam Jones began to fighting John and all the people at Comic-Con]
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[Ted and John roam around the forest to pick up firewood when John notices a marijuana leaf]
John: What the hell?
[John sniffs the leaf]
John: Holy shit! Hey, Ted! You know what this is? It's Super Lemon Haze.
[Ted turns around and is amazed by what he sees while he walks towards John]
John: It's a really rare strain. It's a cross between Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze. It's totally potent. I mean, I've only had it once in my life and it was one of the best highs I ever had. What the hell is a leaf of that stuff doing outin the middle of a...
[Ted grabs John's head and has him look to the right. John gets up and is astonished by the sight of marijuana crops in front of him]
John: Dear God! Dear God in heaven!
Ted: So beautiful!
[sobs]
Ted: It's so beautiful!
Samantha Jackson: No words. No words. They should've sent a poet.
Ted: They're moving in herds. They do move in herds.
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