Karli Karissa

Karli Karissa

  • Born: 1987-1-9
  • Height: 5' 9" (1.75 m)
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    • Brice 2022-03-19 09:01:04

      Follow "Teddy" right

      For the first half hour of watching this movie, I was a little disappointed, thinking that the second part was just pure dirty jokes and low-level jokes. Until they came up with the idea of ​​raising children and extended to the topic of human rights, I think the idea of ​​this film was instantly...

    • Lee 2022-03-14 14:12:23

      There are several stalks about ASU

      Let me make up a few stalks about ASU: (The following explanation is only based on some ridicule of the American public about ASU, and does not represent the real situation of ASU. For example, the 87% ratio is fabricated, and the school has clarified)

      1. "Do you say ASU or HPVU?" John ridiculed...

    • Brown 2022-03-16 09:01:03

      Fitzgerald and Comedy Central's stand-up are both good, dare to satirize Charlie Hebdo?

    • Louisa 2022-04-23 07:01:38

      Is this the same TED it used to be? . . It's good

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    Ted 2 quotes

    • Tami-Lynn: [Unrated version] Teddy, I got a really good feeling about this.

      Ted: I know. Me too. I mean, adoption's great. Right?

      Tami-Lynn: Oh, yeah. I mean, Steve Jobs was adopted.

      Ted: Yeah! Yeah. And also a million kids who did nothin'.

      Tami-Lynn: You know, Teddy, this has been nice, you and me doing this together. It's like we have a common goal or somethin'. Right?

      Ted: I love hearing you say that, 'cause I feel exactly the same way.

      Tami-Lynn: And we ain't fought in, like, a week.

      Ted: I know! We haven't! Hey, you know what, if the baby works out, we should get a dog.

      Tami-Lynn: Oh, my God. A German shepherd.

      Ted: A German shepherd and a baby, together.

      Tami-Lynn: It's, like, the perfect family.

      Ted: And a gun to protect us all!

      Tami-Lynn: Yes! Okay, as soon as we get the baby, we get the gun.

      Ted: I love our gun-dog-baby family!

    • Jimmy Fallon: [Unrated version] So, the big story out of Boston is that Ted, the bear, is suing to prove that he's a person. Legal experts are closely watching this case. They said if Ted wins, Donald Trump's hair would look to quickly file a similar lawsuit.