Jyn Hall

Petey Jones: Hey, hey, Lastik man what happened to you?

Louie Lastik: [holding back, in fake pain] Man I just gave your momma a piggy-back ride and she weighs twice as much as I do!

Petey Jones: That ain't funny!

[after Petey makes a fumble]

Coach Boone: Petey, how many feet are in a mile? How many feet are in a mile?

Petey Jones: [mumbles]

Coach Boone: 5,280 feet! You pick this ball up and run every one of 'em! You're killing me, Petey! You're killing me!