Justin Rain

Charlie Swan: Hey, you want a sandwhich?

Bella Swan: No, I'm good.

Charlie Swan: Well, his sister I like.

Bella Swan: Alice, yeah she's great.

[scoffs]

Bella Swan: ... Hey dad, I was wondering... why didn't you get re-married, after mom?

Charlie Swan: Uh, I don't know... uh I guess I haven't met the right gal.

[scoffs]

Charlie Swan: why?

Bella Swan: I don't know. I thought you just maybe gave up on the whole institution of it, of marriage... But do you think theres any value in it?

Charlie Swan: Yep. Yeah, marriage has value... when your older, much older. Like your mother, uh, seemed to work out fine for her the second time around, later in life.

Bella Swan: Yeah I guess.

Charlie Swan: I mean, you definitely don't want to have to get married cause your not... um careful.

Bella Swan: ...what?

Charlie Swan: Your know what I'm talking about. Theres... things that you need to think about if your going to be... physically intimate...

Bella Swan: Okay, don't have "the talk", please.

Charlie Swan: It's just as embarrassing for me as it is for you.

Bella Swan: I doubt that. And don't bother, cause mom bet you to it like ten years ago.

Charlie Swan: Well, you didn't have a boyfriend ten years ago.

Bella Swan: I'm sure things work the same way.

Charlie Swan: ...alright, so, you guys are taking precaution?

Bella Swan: Okay, dad, please just don't worry about... that. Edward is... old school.

Charlie Swan: Old school, great. What's that, like a code for something?

Bella Swan: Oh my God, dad, I'm a virgin!

Charlie Swan: Ah, di-di-di-di, okay... glad we covered that.

Bella Swan: [runs up stairs] Me too!

Charlie Swan: Virgin... I'm liking Edward a little more now.

[Bites sandwhich]