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Riley: [as one of Riley's parolees is clawing at her skin] Ricky! Ricky!
Ricky: [Ricky comes in the office to see the parolee clawing at her skin] Aw Hell Naw
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James: Just be glad you don't have what Samantha had got.
Riley: Why, what'd she have?
James: Well, you know, they're not really telling me much but my buddy over at the coroner's office said it's some kind of necrotic STD - it's some really gnarly shit.
Riley: Shit?
Riley: Yeah... well you didn't fuck her did you?
James: Neh... What? No.
Justin Benson
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