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Elvis: [after Annabelle has awoken on the embalming table] She's alive. She's alive! She's alive! She's alive! She's alive, Dad, wake up, wake up.
Charlie: What's the ruckus?
Elvis: [Calling the emergency line] Hello, I have an emergency. I'm at the Morreau Funeral Home. I'm a mortician. Uh, I was embalming this girl, my dad was embalming a girl and she suddenly woke up.
Charlie: Who woke up?
Elvis: [Still on the phone] I'm off the route 409, down in Cower, Texas. Am I what? Lady, I am bona. Send a paramedic, send an ambulance, send something! Bye!
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Dr. Putnam: [Discussing Annabelle's behaviour since her reawakening] How are her eating habits?
Jimmy: She's been eating like a horse.
Dr. Putnam: Good for her.
Jimmy: Not good! She keeps going on like this she'll be competing in Miss Large and Tall!
Julian Haddad
Extended Reading