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Dwight Stifler: Yeah, no, I wouldn't lie to you. I'm dead serious. My sororities won't even give you a bid unless you've had a three-some. It shows that you work well within the group dynamic and that you are really prepared for sisterhood, you know what I mean?
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Bobby: [talking about Stifler] Whoa! Man! Who is this guy?
Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman: Dude, he's the reason we came to college here!
Julia Schneider
Extended Reading
American Pie Presents: Beta House quotes
