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Alton: Need to get the Santa out of here. Number one, it's spring. It's not winter. Spring.
Johnson: So?
Alton: Secondly, you don't even work here. When are you gonna stop putting all your shit all around all over the place? Third..
Johnson: Mm-hmm.
Alton: Santa Claus ain't even of African descent.
Johnson: Oh, yeah, that's it there. I was waiting for that. You do realize Santa Claus ain't even a real person. You can make him whatever color you want to.
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Vernon: You know, salvation comes in many forms. Today, it rolled up in a 4x4.
Joseph Randy Causin
Extended Reading
