Jonathan Hardy

Jonathan Hardy

  • Born: 1940-9-20
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  • Extended Reading

    Mad Max quotes

    • [Cundalini and Mudguts molest a female mannequin]

      Bubba Zanetti: [to Toecutter] Joviality is a game of children.

      [Toecutter fires shotgun into the air]

      Toecutter: Mudguts, get out of there. Cundalini, put her against the post.

      [indicating mannequin]

      Toecutter: We have a problem here. She... is not... what she seems. Bubba Zanetti has it on good authority. She's sent by the bronze. Full of treachery. The bronze... take our pride.

      [Bubba takes aim at the mannequin with a pistol. Suddenly Johnny grabs the Toecutter's shotgun and blasts her]

      Johnny the Boy: [kneeling in front] If you're going to waste the bronze, you gotta do it big!

      Bubba Zanetti: You just don't have the style, do ya. Chickenshit.

    • [the gang is holding Sprog]

      Jessie: [pleading] Please. Give me my baby.

      Toecutter: [feigning concern] Jessie, Jessie, Jessie. You've not got a sense of humor.

      [whispering]

      Toecutter: You've got a pretty face, though. Awful pretty. Awful pretty.

      [brightly]

      Toecutter: I suppose you don't need a sense of humor with a pretty face. The only trouble is though, Missy, if you should...

      [wiping his face roughly with his hand, then whispering]

      Toecutter: ... lose the face...

      Jessie: Please don't hurt my baby.

      Toecutter: ...you've got NOTHING.

      Jessie: What do you WANT from me?

      Toecutter: Don't change the subject.