Jonathan Draxton

Jonathan Draxton

  • Born:
  • Height: 6' 3" (1.91 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Here Comes the Boom quotes

    • [first lines]

      Scott Voss: [upon waking up] Oh, god!

    • [Scott punches his opponent, "Lucky" Patrick Murray, knocking him out. The entire crowd goes crazy, as do Marty and Niko]

      Niko: WOO-HOO!

      Marty Streb: This just happened! This just happened! You did it! You did it!

      Scott Voss: Yaaaay!

      [takes out his mouth guard]

      Scott Voss: Yaaaaay!

      Niko: You! You're the man! We won!

      Scott Voss: [cheers before clutching his dislocated shoulder and going back to Murray] Hey, man. Great fight.

      [accidentally regurgitates the rancid applesauce that he ate prior to the fight, splattering Murray with half-digested applesauce. The crowd gasps]

      Scott Voss: I'm so sorry.

      [vomits even more applesauce on Murray. The crowd groans in disgust. Murray retches. The scene changes to Scott and Niko being driven home by Marty]

      Scott Voss: [angrily] Who leaves applesauce on the rear dash out in the hot sun? Y'know, a better question, who among us, who isn't Amish, MAKES THEIR OWN APPLESAUCE?

      Marty Streb: Yes, yes. Mistakes were made. But, we won.