Jon Glaser

Jon Glaser

  • Born: 1968-6-20
  • Height: 5' 10½" (1.79 m)
  • Extended Reading
    • Russ 2022-10-20 08:54:40

      Half a century of sorrow

      Six old women over 50 gathered together, it is estimated that there is no trip to Napa wine country, it is just a plate of life's chops, not the leftovers, but there must be no beautiful food...

      Qingshan is not old, and it is precisely when he is young that he will have such madness and fear,...

    Wine Country quotes

    • Naomi: Do ya know what? I wish Prince's ghost would come back and serenade me for like two whole hours and then make sweet, sweet love to me.

      Jenny: Yeah. no shit. Fuckin' glided into that elevator in Paisley Park and that fuckin' door closed...

      Naomi: ...and then poof. Where's my baby? Where's my Prince?

      Jenny: Beautiful ass, Prince.

      Naomi: I love my husband and shit, but like that's the love of my life.

      Jenny: He had eyes like a beautiful newborn fawn. What was his pain?

      Naomi: His hips.

    • Rebecca: What matters is how you feel inside. So, with all that in mind, what would you say your soul's age is?

      Val: I'd say, like 12. I mean, maybe a little older, probably old enough to drink... and bone. Maybe 18. 18 and a half. Almost out of the house. Don't have my own car yet... but I have a bike.