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Kim Wheeler: Who's your friend?
Dorothy Wheeler: His name's CampbeII. I met him at yoga and he's off-Iimits. So let my dad know he's staying here for a few days.
Kim Wheeler: Is he the reason you're always spending your time on the treadmiII?
Dorothy Wheeler: Kim, you're not my girIfriend and you're not my mother.
Kim Wheeler: I'm just taking an interest in your Iife Dorothy. You know, as your stepmom.
Dorothy Wheeler: When you're oId enough to rent a car, we can discuss your roIe as my stepmother. In the meantime,don't taIk about my sex Iife.
Kim Wheeler: You? Have a sex life?
Dorothy Wheeler: Yeah, I do. But I don't charge by the hour Iike you.
Kim Wheeler: How dare you?
Dorothy Wheeler: Oh! Get your hands off me, you maiI-order bride from heII!
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Shelley Fisher: [after putting on a pair of white latex gloves, Shelley who is doing an autopsy, and prepares to work on Chad; a dead body] Okay, Chad, it's just you and me now. I promise to be gentle.
[gets a scalpel]
Shelley Fisher: Oh, strong, silent type. How refreshing.
Johnny Whitworth
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