Johnny Cannizzaro

Miss Piggy's Receptionist: Miss Piggy?

Miss Piggy: [as she's eating a doughnut] What? Can't you see that I'm busy?

[Tex and Uncle Deadly are atop the Muppet Theater with a pair of boltcutters about to shut off the power]

Tex Richman: To the end of the Muppets!

[Uncle Deadly grabs the boltcutters to stop Tex]

Tex Richman: Deadly! What are you doing?

Uncle Deadly: Enough! Just because I have a terrifying name and an evil English accent, does not preclude the fact that, in my heart, I am a Muppet, not a Moopet! Looks like it's I who will have the last laugh!

Tex Richman: What does that mean?

Uncle Deadly: It's an idiom, you idiot, because you cannot laugh! Ha ha!

[Tex falls off the roof and lands on the ground with a thud]

Uncle Deadly: Oopsie.

[he laughs]

Tex Richman: Deadly.

Uncle Deadly: Now *that's* a maniacal laugh for you!