John Viener

John Viener

  • Born: 1972-7-10
  • Height: 6' 4" (1.93 m)
  • Extended Reading

    The Onion Movie quotes

    • Presidential Advisor: We might be fucked, sir.

    • Melissa Cherry: My music isn't about sex. It's about being a girl and having fun.

      Kip Kendall: But clearly the song, "Down on my knees" is about fellatio, isn't it?

      Melissa Cherry: Ewww.