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Elvira: I've never been so humiliated in my life! Just wait until I get my hands on that Patty. I'm going to rip out every single bleach blonde hair out of her scalp, gouge out her eyeballs, then use her head for a bowling ball!
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Bob Redding: [after using kerosene to wash off tar] What's that perfume you're wearing?
Elvira: Super Unleaded. Don't smoke!
John Paragon
Extended Reading
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark quotes
