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Miss Courtney: [points to a book with a pencil] What is this?
Ranjeet Singh: Pencil!
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Miss Courtney: Can anybody tell me who said "To Be or Not To Be"?
Chung Su-Lee: Chairman Mao!
Miss Courtney: This may come as a shock to you, but there are people who've written things besides Chairman Mao.
Chung Su-Lee: Chairman Mao lite evelything!
Miss Courtney: Well, he certainly didn't lite... *write* "To Be or Not To Be"!
John Lyons
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