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[Dirk is going nuts trying to get Buck to buy into Dirk's conspiracy theory]
Buck Williams: When is the last time you slept?
Dirk: I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.
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[Chloe discovers Buck asleep on her couch and grabs a vase, thinking he's an intruder]
Chloe Steele: Hold it right there, don't move.
[Sees who it is]
Chloe Steele: Buck Williams? What are you doing in my house?
Buck Williams: Hoping you're not gonna brain me with that vase.
John Hagee
Extended Reading