John Foster

John Foster

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    Leaves of Grass quotes

    • Bill Kincaid: [Janet has just caught a monster catfish with her forearm through its mouth, called "noodling"] You have a spiritual objection to monofilament?

    • Brady Kincaid: [talking about Janet] She's a poet.

      Bill Kincaid: What?

      Brady Kincaid: Seriously. She writes fuckin' poetry. And she's the Ladies Noodling Champion of '05.

      Bill Kincaid: Her?

      Brady Kincaid: 125 pounds of catfish in under 10 hours with nothing but her bare hands.

      [sigh]

      Brady Kincaid: I tried to get her and Colleen in a three-way once, but wouldn't neither of 'em go for it.