John Bell

John Bell

  • Born: 1997-10-20
  • Height: 5' 9" (1.75 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Battleship quotes

    • Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: Sir, if I could just have a minute of your time?

      [He holds up his cell phone, displaying a picture of...]

      Alex Hopper: Why am I staring at a lizard?

      Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: Because this is my pet lizard, sir, Penelope the Third. And they have the exact same eyes...

      Alex Hopper: You've got fifteen seconds, go.

      Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: [referring to the aliens] I tried the helmet on, and the helmet is basically extreme sunglasses, along with some hydration and some oxygen saturation, and some other stuff that I don't understand, but we took Penelope to the beach one time, which was a terrible idea. She went absolutely nuts, because she can't handle the sunlight! And I don't think they can handle it either, sir.

      [silence]

      Alex Hopper: You try anything else on?

      Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: Negative, sir. Just the helmet.

    • [Hopper and Nagata prepare their rifles]

      Alex Hopper: Where'd you learn to shoot?

      Captain Yugi Nagata: I'm not sure how you say it in English... natsu campu... summa camp.

      Alex Hopper: Summer camp?

      Captain Yugi Nagata: Champion, when I was twelve.

      Alex Hopper: Are you kidding me?