John Batchelor

John Batchelor

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  • Height: 6' (1.83 m)
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    • Kaylah 2022-10-08 23:58:57

      Marvel movie review and spit on the crude humanoid

      It is hard to imagine that such a sci-fi horror movie is adapted from Marvel's comics.

      The quality of the movie is really hard to say. The quality level is about the same as that of domestic horror movies. The whole process is a surprise. The standard scene is that the actor shouts at a...

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    Man-Thing quotes

    • [as he's getting bitten by mosquitoes while exploring the swamp]

      Sheriff Kyle Williams: Smart, Kyle. Take the Bywater job. Get a tan...beer belly...lots of sun. Get fuckin' eaten alive.

    • Mike Ploog: Can you smell that, Sheriff? It's the perfume of my future. Point, click, fame.

      [hears Man-Thing roaring out in the swamp]

      Mike Ploog: There it is! Gotta go. Good luck out there, man! It's the cover of Life magazine, man!

      Sheriff Kyle Williams: *Life* magazine? *Life* magazine went out of business, you fucking idiot!