Johannes Nikolussi

Prof. Grombek: [first words - as med student works over cadaver bare-handed] Gloves Kaminski, gloves. The lady's a study aid, not Sharon Stone.

student hecklers: Yeah, Kaminski instincts are very basic... They're more fun when they're alive.

Prof. Grombek: Alright, pipe down. That's enough for this group. Ever seen a drowning victim? Tomorrow's putrefaction day.

Paula Henning: Uh, professor? There seems to be some kind of anomaly in the pelvic region.

Prof. Grombek: A penis per chance? It's not an anomaly, it's that little boys are created differently than little girls. Can you tell me what it is?

Paula Henning: [drops the organ] Slippery is what it is.