Joel Schumacher

Joel Schumacher

  • Born: 1939-8-29
  • Height: 6' 3" (1.91 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Dying Young quotes

    • [Serving Victor his dinner]

      Hilary 'Hil: Dinner.

      Victor 'Vic: Thanks.

      Hilary 'Hil: Eggs.

      Victor 'Vic: Thank you.

      Hilary 'Hil: That's all this redhead could find. There's no real food in the house. Unless you want a Twinkie omelet.

      Victor 'Vic: Ha! Twinkie omelet.

    • Shauna: So how much is he paying you?

      Hilary 'Hil: 400 big ones.

      Shauna: Fuck me!... Not you.