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Edith: What's your name, sweetie?
Bo: Bo?
Leah: Bo is a funny word! Bo bo bo... bo-bo-bo-bo-bo bo bo...
Zach: What? That's his name? And you're singing him a song?
Bo: I'm doomed.
Edith: They're not usually like this. You caught us at a bad time.
Leah: We haven't slept in nine months!
Bo: Nine months?
Zach: Not a wink!
Bo: Oh, so that explains your eyes.
Zach: What? What's wrong with my eyes?
Bo: Nothing.
Edith: Yep. No sleep at all since that giant nightlight turned on.
Bo: Light?
Zach: All you can do is lie awake and listen to the crickets.
Edith: Ta-da!
[They show Bo the manger that the star's light is shining down on. A heavenly choir is heard which fades into Leah's obnoxious singing]
Leah: Sorry. Too excited. Zach and Edith don't like the spotlight, but I think it's beautiful.
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Bo: It's here! I can't believe this!
Edith: Me neither.
Bo: You don't understand. That light! That's the star! This is where it's been leading me! But... Mary... Joseph! Guys, I gotta get out of here! Can you help me?
Zach: I gotcha! I'm gonna chew him free!
[he starts gnawing on the wood that Bo's rope is tied to]
Zach: Woody!
Bo: No! Try biting the...
Leah: I know! I'll sing you free!
[sings a loud and lengthy melody]
Bo: That was beautiful... but not helpful.
Zach: I think I got a splinter in my tongue.
[Leah continues to sing obnoxiously as Zach flails around]
Edith: Step aside.
[bites off the rope freeing Bo]
Bo: Yes, yes! That's perfect! Now, I just gotta get past that gate!
[charges at the gate and slams head first into it]
Edith: Has that ever worked for you?
Bo: No, actually.
Joel Osteen
Extended Reading
