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Small Boy: Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird.
Woman: It's a plane.
Man: It's a frog.
Crowd: A frog?
Shoeshine Boy: It's not a bird, or a plane, or even frog. It's just little old me, Underdog.
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Shoeshine Boy: There's no need for fright. Underdog can bite.
Joe Stapleton
Extended Reading