Joe Cucinotti

Joe Cucinotti

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    Armageddon quotes

    • Karl: Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person that finds her gets to name her right?

      Dan: Yes-yes that's right, that's right.

      Karl: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

    • Rockhound: Guess what guys, it's time to embrace the horror! Look, we've got front row tickets to the end of the earth!