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Raphael 2022-01-09 08:03:00
The nonsense of the U.S. Justice
I hope you will be treated unfairly, so that you would come to know the value of justice. I hope if you suffer betray and that would teach you the importance of the loyalty. Sorry to say, but I hope you will be lonely from time to time, so that you don't take your friends for granted. I wish you...
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Rupert 2022-01-09 08:03:00
It's not at the same level as <Hot Questions About Time Travel>.
The film sucks... it's not at the same level as the hot issue about time travel. Spoofs are not like spoofs, and special effects are not like special effects. Even if it is nonsense, there is no nonsense effect. It is about the tune of the two 2B youths saving the world by knocking drugs. .Does the...
Jimmy Wong
Early Experience
Performing Experience
Personal Life
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[first lines]
Dave: Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt.
Dave: Say you have an ax - just a cheap one from Home Depot.
[slow zoom in on man chopping]
Dave: On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don't worry, the man's already dead. Maybe you should worry, 'cause you're the one who shot him. He'd been a big twitchy guy with veined skin stretched over swollen biceps, tattoo of a swastika on his tongue. And you're chopping off his head because even with eight bullets in him, you're pretty sure he's about to spring back to his feet and eat the look of terror right off your face.
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Dave: My name is David Wong. I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that's another story.
