Jill Ritchie

Jill Ritchie

  • Born: 1974-3-5
  • Height: 5' 4" (1.63 m)
  • Extended Reading

    D.E.B.S. quotes

    • LucyAmy: [Simultaneously] Oh god, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.

      Amy: Oh my god...

      Lucy: Shit.

      Amy: You're Lucy Diamond.

      Lucy: You're a D.E.B.

      Amy: You have the right to remain silent...

      Lucy: You're reading me my rights?

      Amy: Anything you say can and will be used against you.

      [Lucy and Amy look at each other with anticipation. Amy starts to look uneasy. Lucy gives Amy a look like she's just realized how cute Amy is, then Amy talks]

      Amy: Okay here's the thing.

      Lucy: Yeah?

      Amy: I am really not up for dying today.

      Lucy: Me neither.

      Amy: So, I was thinking that uh, why don't you put your gun down.

      Lucy: Why don't you put your gun down?

      Amy: You're the criminal and I'm the cop, so I think I'm technically more trustworthy.

      Lucy: So far I was totally minding my own business on some stupid blind date when you guys decided to rain shit all over me.

      Amy: Wait. You were on a blind date?

      Lucy: Whatever.

      Amy: With that Russian girl?

      Lucy: What?

      Amy: Nothing. I just didn't know you were a...

      Lucy: Why would you know?

      Amy: Wow that really torpedoes my thesis.

    • Lucy: [while sitting on the couch next to Scud] Scud, I don't know how this happened to me but

      [pause]

      Lucy: being bad doesn't feel good anymore.

      Scud: Do you love her?

      Lucy: [sincerely nods]

      Scud: You're willing to give up all this, the life of crime, the whole nine yards?

      Lucy: Whatever it takes.