Jessica Green

Carina Smyth: Give me my diary

Captain Jack Sparrow: Give me The Map That No Man Can Read

Carina Smyth: If you could read it then it wouldn't be called 'The Map That No Man Can Read'

Captain Jack Sparrow: Most of the men on this ship can't read, which makes all maps 'The Maps That No Man Can Read'

Carina Smyth: If you can't read it then you have no use for it, or me

Captain Jack Sparrow: [In prison] Uncle Jack?

Uncle Jack: Jackie, boy! How's it goin'?

Captain Jack Sparrow: [Being held by two guards] Can't complain, really. You?

Uncle Jack: I've been waiting in here all morning for a beating, but the service is terrible.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Shameful.