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Earl 2021-10-20 17:29:25
Satan tells us: smoking is harmful to health
Keanu Reeves is a psychic who can see angels and demons hidden in the world, which makes him painful, and because he has tried suicide, he cannot go to heaven. He numbed himself by smoking hard in the movie, and finally got the advanced stage of lung cancer. At this time, he discovered...
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Eusebio 2021-10-20 17:32:56
A fly in a fried dough stick, the Canadian corpse case, and Constantine's explanation of "evil"
I eat fried dough sticks at a certain breakfast stall every day, and I finally had a pleasant surprise today. When I took the second bite, I found a black and shiny fly lying in a tender yellow deep-fried dough nest in a sexy and sultry posture. I guess it didn't die in pain, the dough...

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Hortense 2022-03-22 09:01:16
Replay. Keanu Reeves was still super handsome at that time, Constantine combined smoking + morbid handsome, and the director also made him look handsome from all angles. The special effects are also good, just a bit disgusting. Rachel Weisz was also very beautiful back then, not 35 years old anymore. The amazing Gu Yuan mage in "Doctor Strange" in the past two years, now playing Gabriel, is also super handsome. It is also very interesting to combine the story setting of Catholicism. The various things in heaven, hell, and the world are also complained by the heroes and heroines. Finally, "I can't beat the child to tell the parents, let the parents carry it back." Haha, the protagonist is unwilling to dedicate his life and believe in God, and has been unable to go to heaven. The last wish is for the heroine to help her sister get out of hell and unintentionally achieve dedication. On the contrary, he was able to go to heaven, and he was cured because he pulled Satan up his middle finger...Although he smokes handsome, the movie is anti-smoking, and finally the protagonist quit smoking. I missed the end credits before, and the dead follower became an angel in the end
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Lee 2022-03-24 09:01:19
The first time I watched it intermittently, I watched 5 or 6 times and fell asleep... This time I finally watched the end of the film and accidentally found that Shia LaBeouf's soy sauce has a reward for giving you a zippo lighter! I always feel that Keanu is like Jay Chou. This film is like a cool film tailored by Zhu Yanping for Jay Chou, like the king of fighters! Fight! Fight! Finally cleared! But it seems that the director still owes the audience a kiss between the hero and the hero. I wanted to kiss a few times and stopped. Anyway, I laughed hahaha.
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Angela Dodson: [after taking off her jacket] So, do I have to take the rest of my clothes off or can I leave them on?
[pause]
Angela Dodson: John?
John Constantine: I'm thinking...
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Gabriel: You are going to die young because you smoked 30 cigarettes a day since you were 15... and you're going to go to hell because of the life you took.
[pause, leans in]
Gabriel: You're fucked.