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Liz: Joshua, want to have a little "look at yourself" moment?
Josh Greenberg: No. No.
Liz: Do you go to the gym?
Josh Greenberg: No.
Liz: Do you have a job?
Josh Greenberg: I-I-I... I'm a temp.
Liz: Okay. Well, how does that sound to a lady?
Josh Greenberg: If she's a temp, she'll like it.
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Josh Greenberg: What happened?
Bartender: I slipped on your dick, then it flew in the air and I landed on my back and I guess my mouth was open because it fell right in my mouth! And then I spat it out and well, long story short... it's in the toilet.
Josh Greenberg: It's in the toilet...? Oh man, can you please fish it out for me?
Jess Salgueiro
Jess Salgueiro, born in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, is an actor. In 2017, he starred in the movie " Mary Goes Round ".
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