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Barnaby: I have a new formula.
Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Now barnaby, if you start that all over again, so help me, I'll...
Barnaby: Oh, I like that dress, yes.
Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Oh, you do.
Barnaby: Uh-huh.
Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Alright, what's the new formula?
Barnaby: Well, it doesn't come in packages or bottles. You're old only when you forget you're young.
Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Come on, say some more.
Barnaby: Hmmm, it's a word you keep in your heart, a light you have in your eyes, someone you hold in your arms.
Mrs. Edwina Fulton: My, I'm glad I'm going out with you tonight.
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Barnaby: Umph! I'm beginning to wonder if being young is all it's cracked up to be. We dream of youth. We remember it as a time of nightingales and valentines. But what are the facts? Maladjustment, near idiocy, and a series of low comedy disasters. That's what youth is. I don't see how anyone survives it.
Jerry Paris
Extended Reading
