Jerry Mathers

Dave: Look, I think we might need to take him to a professional.

Vicky: What? I thought you didn't believe in therapy.

Dave: What therapy? I meant a hooker.

Dave: Where you been?

Vicky: Oh, I was just talking to Hillary.

Dave: All this time?

Vicky: Yeah.

Dave: How long does it take her to roll her eyes and tell you to get the hell out of her room?