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Quincy 2022-03-21 09:01:59
23:32
After watching [Heartbreak Honeymoon] I'm so at a loss. After reading the plate I bought for 9 yuan, not only did I not have the "unbridled laughter" as the film critic said, on the contrary, I even lit a cigarette for no reason and stared at the pitch-dark golf course in a daze. I don't know if...
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Adela 2021-12-12 08:01:12
This is my game
The reason for giving this film four stars is definitely because the last segment has improved the overall tone, otherwise this film can only be called a film like There's something about Mary. Actually, I don't know why I feel so much about comedy films. It's easy to think about. People will...
Jerry Castellano
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Eddie Cantrow: Oh, excuse me.
Flamboyant Man: Yeah.
Eddie Cantrow: Hey, are you running this whole thing?
Flamboyant Man: Oh. Sure. Walk up to the first homo you see and assume he's the wedding coordinator, right? Nice.
Eddie Cantrow: No, no. I didn't - I didn't mean that.
Flamboyant Man: Nice stereotype, buddy. Nice.
[the obviously gay wedding coordinator walks up to them]
Wedding Coordinator: [in a sing-song voice] Did I hear someone say "wedding coordinator"? That would be *moi*!
[simpering]
Wedding Coordinator: How can I help you?
[after a pause, the flamboyant man simply walks away]
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10 Year Old Girl: Are you like a widow or something?
Eddie Cantrow: Yeah, I'm a widow. Yeah.
10 Year Old Girl: Sorry.
12 Year Old Twin: He's full of it. He's gay.
Eddie Cantrow: No. I'm not gay.
12 Year Old Twin: Let's play 5 in 5 then.
Eddie Cantrow: What is that?
12 Year Old Twin: It's where I ask you 5 questions in 5 seconds. If you're telling the truth, then you shouldn't have to think.
Eddie Cantrow: [shrugs] Yeah, I don't wanna play your game, sorry.
12 Year Old Twin: Quick - how'd your wife die?
Eddie Cantrow: Murdered.
12 Year Old Twin: How?
Eddie Cantrow: Icepick.
12 Year Old Twin: They get the guy?
Eddie Cantrow: Yeah.
12 Year Old Twin: What was his name?
Eddie Cantrow: Ronald.
12 Year Old Twin: Brad Pitt. Russell Crowe. Who's hotter?
Eddie Cantrow: Brad Pitt.
12 Year Old Twin, 12 Year Old Twin: [point and laugh victoriously]
Eddie Cantrow: No no, no, I thought you meant who's hotter career-wise...
