Jenny Allford

Jenny Allford

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  • Height: 5' 6" (1.68 m)
  • Extended Reading
    • Zelda 2022-04-20 09:01:06

      growth choices

      This time, Seth MacFarlane tells a story of innocence versus maturity. Ted symbolizes the innocence and innocence retained in the minds of thousands of boys, and Seth visualized it. You can easily find similar examples, such as Mario in Zhongguangu and Xiaoze Youfeng in "Love Apartment 3". The...

    • Will 2022-04-19 09:01:09

      After all, our life is only about ourselves

      When I saw the trailer, I thought it was a bad movie with a very good idea but an empty plot structure. As a result, I saw the good reviews on IMDB, so I went to watch it. It turned out unexpectedly, it was so much fun! ! ! ! Little Kevin laughs invisibly from start to finish! ! Even if no one...

    • Carson 2021-10-20 18:59:11

      It should have ended like this...

    • Lolita 2022-04-24 07:01:02

      Let the prank go to the end~

    Ted quotes

    • [from trailer]

      Ted: [dressed in a suit and tie] I look stupid.

      John: No, you don't, you look dapper.

      Ted: John, I look like something you give to your kid when you tell 'em Grandma died.

    • Lori: [Enters apartment and sees Ted and four hookers on the couch watching TV] Oh...

      Ted: Lori, hey, you're home early.

      Lori: What the hell is this?

      Ted: The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill, where Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's, it's just awful. It's unwatchable, but y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.

      Lori: This place is a wreck! Who are these girls?

      Ted: Oh, where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Charene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. Y'know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night!

      Lori: [Looks down on floor] What is that?

      Ted: Wha- what is what?

      Lori: There's a... a shit on my floor! In the corner, there is a shit!

      Ted: Oh, yeah, Yeah, we were playing Truth or Dare, and, uh, Charene was pretty ballsy.

      Lori: There is a shit on my floor!

      Ted: Well, or, or, is the floor on the shit? Is what Kierkegaard would say.

      John: [John pokes a lobster head from out the door] Rawr!

      Ted: Hahaha!

      John: Who lives here? I'm comin' to get who lives here! You owe me lobster money!

      Ted: Ahahaha! That's my buddy Johnny. Not the lobster, the guy runnin' it.

      John: [Enters the apartment] I found my phone. What's going on.

      [John suddenly looks down on the floor]

      John: Is that a shit?

      [Lori looks at John]