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Tito: Eddie, What are you doing?
Eddie Cantrow: I'm just hanging with my brother, My brother Manuel.
Tito: Eddie, People are looking for you ah! Your father keeps calling, And The Mac is trying to track you down. And what I supposed to tell the American girl... The... Miranda? What do I tell her?
Eddie Cantrow: Miranda?
Tito: Yes, Her family flew home, But she didn't! And she's been everywhere searching for you!
Eddie Cantrow: [With a smile] She Has?
Tito: [laughing] Screw off! I'm joking man! That chick run for the hills! You should seen your face! You were so happy for a moment, You were like ha! I can't believe I got you again!
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Eddie: I think there's been a mistake, 'cuz I'm at table 34, but that's the kids table.
Wedding Coordinator: Oh, oh, that's not the kids table, that's the singles table. Enjoy...
Jeff Bredt
Extended Reading