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John: [reading through the contract drawn up by Jeremy] Do you want to elaborate on the "Verification" clause?
Jeremy: Verification? That means you pay even if the relationship isn't consummated.
John: You mean if I'm impotent?
Jeremy: It's important for a lawyer to cover contingencies.
John: I can live with that. The "John Garfield Clause"?
Jeremy: That's if you die in the act.
John: I have no problem with that either. Could I have your pen?
[signs contract]
John: You're pretty good, you know.
Jeremy: Thank you.
John: You should come and work for me.
Jeremy: Ooh!
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Jeremy: For a million bucks *I'd* sleep with him.
[David glares at him]
Jeremy: ... Maybe not.
Jedda Jones
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