Jean Ames

Steve Collins: This is Californie, they were married by a justice of the peace from Nevada, so legally they're not married.

Lucius K. Winfield: Well if they're not married, that's fine.

Steve Collins: But they THINK they're married! And they're flying back to Los Angeles for their honeymoon!

Lucius K. Winfield: They think they are and they're not?

[laughs]

Lucius K. Winfield: That's the funniest thing I've heard in years! They think they are and they're not! And they've gone back for their honeymoon?

[stops laughing]

Lucius K. Winfield: What am I laughing about? That's my daughter.

Joan Winfield: [singsong] I'm not going anywhere with you!

Steve Collins: Oh yes you are!

Joan Winfield: No I'm not I'm not I'm nooooot.

Steve Collins: Then Stevie will just have to come in and taaaake you!