Jay Brazeau

Jay Brazeau

  • Born: 1953-12-22
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  • Extended Reading

    Better Than Chocolate quotes

    • Frances: Seriously, Mr. Marcus, the Supreme Court has declared that anal sex is to gay male sex what Mozart is to classical music.

      Mr. Marcus: Miss Turner, we are not here to discuss classical music. I myself am a huge Mozart fan, but...

      Frances: Look, the fucking Supreme Court has declared this natural. It is not obscene.

      Mr. Marcus: In case you haven't noticed this is not the Supreme Court. We're here in Customs and I have a job to do.

      Frances: We're just following orders, are we? Asshole.

      Mr. Marcus: From your perspective, that must be a compliment of Mozartian proportions.

    • [Frances is about to attack the homophobic customs official; Bernice, a security guard, steps in]

      Bernice: Do we have a problem in here?

      Frances: Bernice? Oh my god, I haven't seen you since the women's music festival!

      [Bernice hustles Frances and Maggie out the door]