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[Condor Airlines 747 experiences some turbulence while at 30,000 feet in the air. As a female passenger is advised by a flight attendant to put her seatback up, her fiancé is jolted by the sudden change in turbulence and he gets up]
Nervous Air Passenger: Whoa!
Flight Attendent: Please sit down, sir. It's just an air pocket. Thank you.
Nervous Air Passenger: We're getting married in two days.
Flight Attendent: You'll be fine.
Airline Captain: [On the intercom] All right, folks, please fasten your seat belts.
[as the 747 flies through the clouds, the male passenger suddenly looks out the window]
Nervous Air Passenger: Holy shit!
[the Megalodon jumps up from the sea to catch the 747]
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Allan Baxter: [to Emma] And you little lady, you've got a lot of mouth from someone who's career is all washed up. Sleeping on your old prof's couch. What's next, a little extra credit?
Lamar Sanders: Hey!
Allan Baxter: Cool it, hombre. You should be smiling. This country actually gives a shit about what you have to say.
Lamar Sanders: 20 years ago, my ideas were treated with disdain and discharge. Why should you give a shit now?
Allan Baxter: Well, truth be told, you losers beat everyone to the punch. You said shark when everyone around here was talking seismic suction or some shit.
Jay Beyers
Extended Reading
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus quotes
