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Adam: Hey, you can't call me and tell me that you miss me. I don't want to have that conversation on the phone. So you can't text me and you can't e-mail me and you can't write on my wall. Like, if you really miss me, you need to grow up and get in your car and come and see me.
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Sam: I'm the guy she marries, Adam. You're the guy she fucked a couple of times in the handicapped bathroom.
Jay Barclay
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