Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña

Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña

  • Born: 1973-5-16
  • Height: 4' 0½" (1.23 m)
  • Extended Reading
    • Major 2022-10-18 17:09:07

      Skateboard action is beautiful and advanced

      When I first bought a skateboard, I recommended a skateboarding movie (Skateboard Mania) to me. I can finally hand in my homework. It really matches the name. The fanaticism for skateboarding is admirable. I feel a bit like parkour. Sure enough, the fanaticism of sports is the same, and the...

    Grind quotes

    • Dustin: Guys, what are we doing in a clown college?

      Sarah Jensen: [Female clown appears] Matty!

      Matt: Hey, Mom.

      Sarah Jensen: We missed the hell out of you!

      Sweet Lou: Those are Matt's parents?

      Dustin: They really are clowns.

      Sarah Jensen: [Gets away and rubs her nose] You reek!

      Matt: Hey, Dad.

      Denise: [Girl appears] Matt?

      Matt: What's up?

      Denise: You smell funky.

      [Making fun of him]

      Denise: Wait, wait, don't tell me. Give me a second. I'm really good at this.

      Matt: I'm covered in shit.

      Denise: Oh!

    • Sweet Lou: What's up?

      Denise: [Shoots a clown gun that shows a flag] Bang.

      Sweet Lou: I can't believe you're Matt's sister.

      Denise: Me either.

      Sweet Lou: So you want to... Wanna...

      Denise: [She takes his glasses off and put them on the table] "You want to...?" Do you wanna learn how to throw a pie?

      [puts a plate of pie on his hand]

      Denise: Bet you never turn down pie.

      [Licks her finger]