Jason Lew

[first lines]

Travis: [playing shuffleboard] You suck, don't you?

Gertrude: You suck.

Travis: Yeah, I suck so bad I just skunked you. Which means, you gotta eat your pills.

Gertrude: You're supposed to be nice to me.

Travis: I am nice to you. It's not my fault you got no game.

Gertrude: You suck, Travis.

Travis: I know.