Jan Broberg

[Bright watches the marijuana being brought into the Abbott house]

Bright: This is totally great. The dudes at school are not gonna believe this.

Rose Abbot: [seeing her husband peer out the window] What are you looking for?

Dr. Abbott: Trouble.

Rose Abbot: Which starts with 'T', which rhymes with 'P' and that stands for 'pot'?

Dr. Abbott: Oh, joke away my dear. Once word gets out, every dope fiend and pot head within 50 miles is gonna come sniffing around this house.

Rose Abbot: And do what? Roll around on the front lawn stoned? Its not catnip, Harold.