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[Henry saves Carina]
Henry: From this moment forth we are to be allies!
Carina Smyth: Considering where your left hand is, I'd say we're more than that!
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[Jack is to be executed]
Captain Jack Sparrow: Guillotine? Sounds French. I love the French! How bad can it be? It's French.
[sees what the guillotine actually is]
Captain Jack Sparrow: Oh, that bad. I've changed me mind!
[is frog marched up to the guillotine platform]
Captain Jack Sparrow: You mean I have to walk up stairs as well for this?
[is strapped to a body board]
Captain Jack Sparrow: Here's an idea, how about a good old-fashioned stoning? I'd kill to be stoned right now!
[gets put in the guillotine]
Captain Jack Sparrow: I'm not normally one to complain, but this basket is full of heads!
James Lawson
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales quotes