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Dr. Munchin: [sarcastically] Would you like me to put leeches on your skin? Would you like me to drill a hole in your head to release your demons? Would you like me to make you drink your own urine?
Lindy: Actually, I tried that.
Dr. Munchin: That's disgusting
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Lindy: [about her date] Oh, my God, the penis! I almost called you in the middle of it. It, like, unfurled itself, like to ten times its length, like, like a travel umbrella! I've never actually seen that.
Dr. Munchin: Yeah. Wow. I didn't know those existed.
James Grogan
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