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Herb: There's a girl there who will do *anything you want* for fifty dollars an hour.
Ed: Like what?
Herb: Anything! If you want she'll dress like Santa Claus!
Ed: Will she bring me a pony?
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[a federal agent brings Diana and Ed to a motel room for a private conference]
Ed: Are we under arrest, or what?
Federal Agent: I'd say you fall into the "or what" category.
Jake Steinfeld
Extended Reading
