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Jiminy Cricket: [at Lampwick] Ha, ha, ha! Go on, laugh! Make a jackass out of yourself!
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Lampwick: Listen to that betatle.
[Donkey ears start growing out of Lampwick's head and Pinocchio pushes his beer glass away]
Lampwick: You'd think that something was going to happen to us?
[Lampwick turns around to play pool. A tail grows out of his back end and Pinocchio throws his cigar away]
Lampwick: Consciences? Phooey!
[Lampwick's face turns into a donkey face]
Lampwick: What do I look like? A jackass?
Pinocchio: You sure do!
[Pinocchio laughs and then he brays like a donkey]
Lampwick: Did that come out of you?
[Lampwick laughs until he brays like a donkey]
Lampwick: Did that come out of me? What the?
[Lampwick feels the side of his head and then his face. He turns to the mirror and screams]
Lampwick: I've been double-crossed! I've been framed! Please? Please? you've got to help me! Please? Mama! MAMA!
[Lampwich brays and then begins to buck before breaking the mirror and he kicks things across the room]
Jack Mercer
Extended Reading
