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Male Passenger: [TV Version] There's nothing to worry about.
Testa, Shuttle Stewardess: Could you hand me your cup, please? Thank you. Be careful, it's very hot, okay.
Male Passenger: Thank you, and stewardess, would you please tell my wife, that these flights are completely safe? I hope she hears it from you.
Testa, Shuttle Stewardess: There's nothing to worry about.
[Unger's hand sticking out of the door]
Testa, Shuttle Stewardess: [Screams and drops the last pitcher of coffee on the female passenger]
Female Passenger: [Screams, after Testa dropped the coffee on her]
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Steve McCroskey: Listen good. That thing is bound to come apart on you at that speed, and that's no good! It's got to be in one piece when you land on the moon! You know damn well that that warp drive has never been tested!
[stabs his cigarette into the left hand of the controller sitting next to him]
Steve McCroskey: You're putting yourself and everybody else on that ship in jeopardy!
[cuts to the cabin of the shuttle, where Art Fleming is suddenly doing a match of Jeopardy! with the passengers as the contestants]
Jeopardy Host: All right, Contestant #38.
Male Passenger: Art, I'll take Air Shuttle Disasters for $40.
Jeopardy Host: The answer is...
[the display with $40 on it rotates to reveal the answer]
Jeopardy Host: ... the Mayflower!
Jack Jones
Extended Reading
Airplane II: The Sequel quotes
