J. Teddy Garces

J. Teddy Garces

  • Born: 1974-9-12
  • Height: 6' 2" (1.88 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Law & Order: Criminal Intent quotes

    • Mr. Smythe: Four counts of manslaughter. That's what I get for overestimating the intelligence of a grand jury.

      Detective Alexandra Eames: Just be grateful the D.A. let you off with a plea bargain.

      Mr. Smythe: I don't consider shutting down my website a bargain. All right, Joanie and Chachi, right? This is the last chat I have for them.

      Detective Alexandra Eames: Thank you, you can go do your little dance in Hell now.

    • Detective Robert Goren: Well, she didn't believe in heaven and hell, so how would she know the devil was massaging her neck?